Coffee Status at CG HQ Today = Yellow.

Charlie Miller — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:34:11 +0000

Thanks, Elizabeth, for this office-wide memo on current coffee status levels at CG HQ:

Coffee Status = Yellow
2lbs in office – 10lbs next week. Please brew responsibly.

Green = Surplus
Yellow = Limited Coffee Grounds
Orange = Last Pot
Red = No coffee

And thanks, Dave, for this graph illustrating Amount of Coffee in Office and its relationship to Office Panic Level.

Amount of Coffee in Office and its relationship to Office Panic Level

Posted in general Tagged: cghq, coffee, omg

Alligator Servus Spotted in the Wild

Charlie Miller — Fri, 15 May 2009 12:00:07 +0000

Thanks to Ivan for sending this one our way. Note the detailed labeling on all hardware in the rack…

We’ve got a real treat for you today folks. Thanks to the tireless work of our expert trackers, we’ve managed to photograph the elusive North American Server Room Gator (Alligator Servus). We’re not the first to find her though as she’s been tagged for tracking purposes.

Alligator Servus spotted in the wild. Note the detailed labeling.

At 1’1″, she’s a healthy beauty. Apparently she’s pregnant since it looks like she’s nesting on her traditional nursery, the autoloader. Be careful though, they tend to be rather vicious when with young. Hopefully she’ll be able to hunt down enough snack food remnants to raise a healthy brood.

Posted in infrastructure Tagged: engineering, omg, server, storage

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Coffee Status at CG HQ Today = Yellow.

Alligator Servus Spotted in the Wild